Tea and Crackers are talking about birthdays and being born (since that time of year is upon us). Tea asked me what day of the week she was born on, I told her Monday. They were both born on a Monday.
Crackers replies, "No, I was not born on Monday, I was born on a motorcycle." He's been hanging out with his Bubba too much!
Then, Tea tells him that she will tell him how babies are born. My eyebrows hit my hairline. She tells him, "First, your mommy gets a baby in her tummy and it gets really fat. Then you come out. That's really how it goes."
They slay me!
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